DK: You may not know this(Sigh!) Scratch that. Remember when I spent some time working with the Course in Miracles? Missed it. DK: You missed it? I spent a year on that and bought every book there was to supplement the course. What did you do, join Kurt Vonnegut Jr.s Church of God the Totally Indifferent? (Laughs!) DK: I cant believe I just typed in laughs with a Capital L and an exclamation point in parentheses. And fast, too! Roman hands and Russian fingers. DK: But I can only type with two fingers. You use them all. Even my thumbs. Oh, no! Late onset schizophrenia, is that what they call this thing I have? Schizoids, theyre the ones talk toI thought my incredibly expensive meds were holding this in check. Wait a minutepeople get to read this: Im cooked. And now Im looking to my fingers for reassurance. Oh, Cra Can we please move on with this? DK: Okay, okayIm sorry. Oh My God! Whos butt am I trying to kiss here? My own? All right, Drew, youre a worthy person and protected by the angels. I like that one, too! DK: Self-esteem courseon-line. I own every deck of Angel, Tarot, and Medicine cards ever made. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Saint Christopher and all the Saints, what is happening to me Good one. And youre a Jew! DK: Oh yeah? How would you know? You probably never even looked to see if I was circumcised! I cover my bases you know. Figure a couple hundred a year in the Poor Box. Breathe, Drew. DK: Maybe thats it. Yeah, I got it, I must be hyperventilatingOhdeeinghow do you spell that? Od-ing should work. DK: YeahOd-ing on oxygen and doing holotropic stuff thats making me hallucinate like Im in contact with God. Its worth the grand I paid for that course to see what Im doing to myself. Thanks! Wait a minute, did I just Now that is a good way to do it, too, you know. DK: Im not even on acidwait a minute, maybe this is a flashback. That means youve been here before, with me, in this way? (sings) We have all been here before, we have all been here be-fore! DK: Good Heavens, that was Crosby, Stills and Nash I heard? Young, too. Talk about transcendent! Now thats music that gets you right to me. DK: Ive got every album they ever made. Nothing like this ever! Maybe if I do some Greet the Sun yoga postures I can get myself centered enoughOh, hellwhat happened to my mat? It had a golden threaded border Now youre talking! Frees up circulation to all the charkas. Precious metals as energy-boosterGood path to get to me! DK: Would you please stop this? My hands are cramping up. Can I take a break to give myself some Reiki? Im a Master, you know. So you do understand the difference between using Universal Healing Energy and your own life-force? DK: You kidding? That one cost me a five-day retreat! Maybe, just maybe, if I set some crystals around this computer Id Quit fightingSurrender. DK: Surrender? I gifted this Native American family my Chevy Van just to get into a sweat lodge. Boy, I sure learned about surrender there! Maybe thats the key. Yupthat was one! DK: DamnIm exhausted. I feel like I did after I flew to San Francisco to run in that marathon; exhausted, and BROKE! Im not charging you anything for this. DK: Dont kid yourself, Lord. I dropped a good two-grand to get this computer set up, just so we could have this bonding time together. Its a vehicle. Theyre all vehicles. Youre a vehicle, Im a vehicle and everything we invent to get closer to the Source gets us closer to the source. Its that simple. DK: Im sorry, but give me a minute to re-read what Iyou just wrote. Im here. DK: This is absolutely amazing. You dont argue with what sells, do you? Spread the Word! |
