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George Walker Bush Blamed for Volcano Mexico and Earthquake in Peru

 

Peru recently had a huge record breaking Earthquake, a whopper at 7.8 on the Richter scale. Days later the volcano of Fire in Mexico erupted. Now we already know that President Bush is responsible for the Tsunami last year and both Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita. This was reported from a very reliable source; Al Sharpton, Louis Faracon, and Jesse Jackson recently, so you know it is true. Although the media is covering up the fact that the Bush Administration has done nothing to stop Contental Drift or the rotation of the Earths Core you can be sure that they are to blame as per Al Sharpton.

It was discovered that in fact the Earths core is moving faster than the surface of the Planet and it turns one additional turn per 400-700 years. Yet since the Bush Administration failed to sign the Kyoto Treaty, which Al Sharpton told listeners that is causing Global Climate Change, which causes Earthquakes, Volcanoes and Sun Spots too, maybe although he said he does not know for sure. But he did say; probably so, probably so!

Louis Faracon tells his followers that the Bush Administration is causing these things due to Devil Worshiping and that is why the Earths Core is changing and why we must take back the White House and vote him into office. He promises to stop the evil in the world and stop the Earths Core and Sun Spots, which he says will stop these horrible Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Tsunamis, Typhoons and Continental Drift once and for all. Think on this.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
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Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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