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How to Join a Liberal Book Club

 

Have you ever wondered how to join a liberal book club? It is quite simple and if you want to be the life of the party it is really easy to. Let me tell you little secret. There is this group called the Futurists out of Maryland and if you join each quarter you will get a list of books and summaries of the books to read.

Most all the books in the list are from liberal writers with very skewed liberal opinions. And they are on such things As Middle Eastern Peace, Global Warming, Liberal Politics and Alternative Energy. Most are extremely doom and gloom about the future.

Just think how much all those liberals will look up to you because you have read all they are liberal books and from the most liberal writers of all who claimed to be the most intellectual. Wow you are going to be the hit of the party if you join a Liberal book club.

I have been known to read the reading list of the Futurists. And I always read their book summaries. Unfortunately, I have a little bit too much experience and observations in the real world to buy all that Bulloney, but they sure think I'm smart at the Liberal book club.

Unfortunately, their opinion of me is not reciprocated because it is obvious to me that such selective reading lists only reinforce a skewed view of reality, which does not exist in a utopian world that is nothing more than a myth. Nevertheless, it is fun to be a hit at a Liberal book club and listened to all their comments and politics.

If you want to join a Liberal book club and learn how to be a Liberal then all you need to do is change your reading material to the New York Times and the Liberals selective reading list and soon you'll be thinking like a liberal to. Isn't that great? Say yes, we demand you say yes, everyone must think the same; said the Liberal.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
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Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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